Jensen Huang hung up on the New York Times and Nvidia declined comment on the report of a second affair, this time with an executive at his own companyzerohedge. Hours later the board was reportedly preparing to oust him, some directors favouring Colette Kress as interim
zerohedge. Polymarket put his exit at 69%
zerohedge. Underneath the jokes sat the question of whether a founder can be removed for something that isn't a crime, and Balaji made the case for keeping him
balajis. Worth the click: tomselliott scoring all 48,000 laws in US history, back to 1789
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The Times named her — Kimberly Powell, Nvidia's health care VP — and zerohedge had the line that travelled: "HUANG HUNG UP ON NYT INQUIRY"zerohedge, with Nvidia declining comment. Shares extended their postmarket slide to 4%
zerohedge before the WSJ report that the board was preparing to oust him
zerohedge, working with an outside firm on possible successors
zerohedge and, per Semafor, with some directors favouring CFO Colette Kress as interim
zerohedge. The White House, per the Washington Post, isn't intervening
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Balaji was the loudest holdout: "No. Bill Clinton did not resign."balajis Ride it out, ignore the journos; if the board does something rash the talent leaves with him, and "Jensen may well land on his feet at TSMC"
balajis. udiWertheimer took the same side with less ceremony — "if you thought jensen was a good ceo last month just think how good he will be when he has to prove himself again"
udiWertheimer — and later, "let jensen stay"
udiWertheimer. Against them, the Economist leader kuhhbin was passing around: "Jensen Huang must go"
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The succession chatter turned into a hiring fair. zerohedge asked Musk to "hire Jensen"zerohedge and got "That would be an honor"
elonmusk. theo wondered whether it was all "an elaborate OpenAI recruiting strategy to hire Jensen"
theo; Jeff Park asked who actually gains from the exit
dgt10011.
Polymarket did the accounting: Jenxit at 69%, "appropriately enough"zerohedge, divorce at 32%
Polymarket, with Lori Huang due to become "the 26th richest person in the world, with $73BN net worth"
zerohedge. The jokes were mostly below the waist and nobody pretended otherwise. AutismCapital opened with "A SECOND HONEYPOT HAS HIT JENSEN'S PENIS"
AutismCapital and closed with "The penis that sunk a thousand chips."
AutismCapital; in between came zerohedge asking "Jensen was cheating on the Chinese spy too?"
zerohedge, a community note reading "OP embiggened her breasts."
AutismCapital, and signüll's imagined chat in which Nvidia legal needs to know whether "pillow talk requires an export license"
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Mocking the USCIRF's profile of a detained Indian Christian with a Wodehouse pastiche.
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