A heavy, jittery session: French riots metastasized into curfews, bond blowouts and a Louvre closure, while AI credit stress (CoreWeave, Nvidia CDS, Goldman's flip) dominated the market talk. The mood swung between gallows humour about 'Black Monday' that never came @fejau_inc and genuine unease at the K-shaped credit chart @zerohedge. Away from that, the feed's attention kept snapping back to the shopkeeper with the shattered window @shellenberger and the meme it spawned @AutismCapital.
Continuing · earlier: Riots reported in Milan and Marseille; shopkeeper next to a Goku banner goes viral
The state has now reacted. @BBCBreaking reported overnight curfews for parts of central Paris and other cities, starting at 23:00 in the capital, with youth-specific restrictions from 21:00 in Nice. @zerohedge's version had 8PM curfews, an interior minister admitting police "Lost Control", and Macron "Flees To The Gulf". The BBC and ZeroHedge don't agree on the hour.
The Louvre said that "due to student strikes the museum is currently closed" @MuseeLouvre. @AutismCapital's reaction: "They shut down the Louvre. Wow."
Markets moved too. @jsblokland had the French spread at 146 basis points after the weekend. @zerohedge later had it at 148bps, with the 10Y up 16bps to 4.94%, the biggest one-day jump since March 2025. @themarketear noted the French 10-year now yields 35bp above Italy's: "Let that sink in."
@shellenberger picked the "widely shared video of a young blond French shopkeeper who begged the rioters to spare her store", pushed aside as her face crumpled, as the image of the weekend. He pinned the failure on the Left's "war on the police".
The parable came via a post by @rosewdc, quoted by @AutismCapital. It says she is a left-wing activist who stood in her boutique telling the looters she had defended their right to stay in France, and was spat on and trampled for it. The card has no independent confirmation of those details. @nic_carter's verdict: "She's still gonna be a lib after this".
@AutismCapital's moral was that "appeasing a crocodile hoping it eats you last" still ends with you being eaten. His joke version was Vermeer's "The Girl with the Suicidal Empathy", which went big @AutismCapital. @knutsvanholm paired her photo with the same painting: "Which way, western woman?"
Continuing · earlier: Morgan Stanley's $1.58T capex map meets a neocloud unwind
Goldman's CoreWeave move is an upgrade to Buy from Neutral with the price target cut to $106 from $139 @zerohedge. @zerohedge filed it under "Wall Street in full-blown defense mode", next to JPM upgrading Intel. Its reaction was "Gonna need a bigger upgrade" over a chart of a spike and a fade, then "CRWV LOD" @zerohedge @zerohedge.
@goodalexander read the note more kindly. Goldman sees per-unit economics improving, with short-term contracts signed at $40mn/MW against roughly $10mn/MW blended today. The same note puts CoreWeave's cost of debt at 800-900bps and says it should still be able to finance expansion at a cost only modestly higher @goodalexander.
The stress has moved up the quality ladder. @zerohedge posted Nvidia and Broadcom CDS at all-time wides, Broadcom at 142.78 and Nvidia at 96.05.
Continuing · earlier: Musk says give Anthropic's shares to the public; Luckey says 'USAID 2.0'
From advising Anthropic to spending his own paper: @elonmusk said "Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America." He added, "This will be the first of many." @zerohedge framed it as coming after Anthropic's "Murky Public Benefit Fund".
@dgt10011, who pushed direct share transfers in the first place, had a pre-emptive take on exactly this: seeding every Trump Account with SpaceX shares would mean whatever party Musk launched or backed "would own American politics for a generation". He quote-posted the pledge with "Boom".
@ColeMacro relayed Strive's update: 1,223 BTC bought last Wednesday to Friday at an average $81,734, taking holdings to ₿36,818. The SATS IPO proceeds settle Tuesday, the 18-month dividend reserve stays, and the traditional warrants have expired. @Werkman put the week's total at 4,045 BTC.
The timing is the joke. @TheFnAardvark said ASST traded at $12 in August, had to more than double to force the $27 warrant expiry, got there, and then "LITERALLY less than 24 hours later" the market dumped. Now it is "BUYING THE DIP WITH A $630 MILLION IPO LAUNCH".
@PunterJeff replied with the figure, "₿36,818" and "$3B", and one word: "Accelerate". @halstonvalencia credited management's discipline: "Most people underestimate how difficult that actually is."
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